The Lunchtime Sardine Club

Meet Ollie Newton, the brains behind experimental post-rockers, The Lunchtime Sardine Club. Apparantly he hates playing Russian Roulette, because he always loses...

Running Macs and Windows on the one machine

Apple's Dual Boot Solution Has Arrived - Softpedia

There are MANY people out there who are sick to death of Windows, especially it's frailties when it comes to Spyware, and viruses (virii??). Obviously the alternative is to switch to Macs, but most people are so unfamiliar with them, the thought of spending £500-£1500 on something they may not know how to use is intimidating.

Well the solution is just around the corner. The Keifer Sutherland-narrated ads have been doing the rounds on T.V. letting everyone know that the Intel chip is now being manufactured for Macs. Well, the next obvious step (for hackers at least) was to use Windows on the machines. In order to curb the influence of the hackers, Apple has announced that all their next generation computers (Mac OSX 10.5... the Leopard) will come with Windows built in.

This would be the perfect opportunity for anyone who is unsure about making the switch, but wants to have a viable alternative to Windows. I am sure within about a month of using the Mac system, most people will have begun shunning their Windows.

Armageddon Approaches!!!

I commented in an early post about Armaggedon manifesting itself through a Freeview box, which managed to control the RAF from Scotland.
Well, it has recently come to my attention that the 6th day of the 6th Month, of the 6th year (well, seventh, strictly) of the millenium, is fast approaching. (ie 06-06-06). What better time for God, the unappreciated, to finally unleash his vengeance over this haven of antipathy, that we call Earth?
It could also be a nice time for Big Jeso to make his long-awaited comeback. What's he been playing at up there?
So repent quickly, the Day of Judgement is near. Make sure you have the right religion; you don't want to go Catholic all you life and realise that the Lutherans were right... Fuck... eternity of hell ahead of ya.

Jesus Christ: will probably be in attendance

Possibly the funniest news story ever.

BBC NEWS | England | Berkshire | Drink-driver, 14, in court fracas

I can't explain it. Just read it! It will be all over the Scum tomorrow no doubt.

The opening paragraph;
"A 14-year-old drink-driver punched a prosecutor and threw a jug of water at magistrates as she was jailed."

2 guitars....