Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Armageddon Approaches!!!

I commented in an early post about Armaggedon manifesting itself through a Freeview box, which managed to control the RAF from Scotland.
Well, it has recently come to my attention that the 6th day of the 6th Month, of the 6th year (well, seventh, strictly) of the millenium, is fast approaching. (ie 06-06-06). What better time for God, the unappreciated, to finally unleash his vengeance over this haven of antipathy, that we call Earth?
It could also be a nice time for Big Jeso to make his long-awaited comeback. What's he been playing at up there?
So repent quickly, the Day of Judgement is near. Make sure you have the right religion; you don't want to go Catholic all you life and realise that the Lutherans were right... Fuck... eternity of hell ahead of ya.

Jesus Christ: will probably be in attendance

3 comments:

Catherine said...

the only inmprtant thing that is happening on 06/06/06 is the rerelease of the omen (30 years since the original) and even that isnt particularly exciting!!

James said...

Well, twat-head Christians have been misinterpreting things since some glorified Schozophrenic started claiming to be the son of god - they actually thought he was the Messiah

James said...

It wasn't the re-release of the Omen, it was a remake- which was less interesting again.